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A KINDER, GENTLER PHILOSOPHY OF SUCCESS
As an enormous fan of Alain de Botton, I'm excited to share this TED talk with my superficially gorgeous readers. Yes you, the one with a perfectly symmetrical face that indicates a lack of disease and potential mate for healthy offspring. Alain has a witty and erudite writing style best read over coffee, commute, and leisure; as all reading should. In addition, he's the founder of The School of Life, and keeps one hell of a twitter feed. He consistently finds the perfect combination of 140 characters.
"Lazy creatures that we are, we find it critically easier to fixate on envying people rather than reforming our selves." @alaindebotton
Enjoy.
WHERE IS COOPER: AT THE PIANO
Friends, readers, or to whom it may concern. A paparazzo grabbed shots of me tickling away on the ivory keys. And because some of you show an unhealthy captivation for my envious life, I was reluctant to share this; lest you vomit from sickening adoration. But I accept the risks, and humbly shove these photos in your face for you to print out and tack to the ceiling above your bed.
HOW TO CATCH A CARD CHEATER
I once heard if you screw up as a magician, you're laughed at. But screw up as a card cheater, you'll get a fast five in the snot box. The techniques of a card cheater need to be better because there's more at stake! The deduction is plain - if you want to excel in card magic, study the grift...
PENN & TELLER EXPLAIN SLEIGHT OF HAND
Penn & Teller explain sleight of hand, using a cigarette. If it wasn't for Penn & Teller, I wouldn't have explored magic beyond the 4th grade. If you ever have a chance to see Penn & Teller at the Rio in Las Vegas, don't pass it up.
TOILET SEAT CONFESSIONAL
The unisex public restroom, a Cirque du Soliele show of microscopic organisms. For years, I imagined bacteria that could run, jump, pole vault, even breast stroke against a stream of urine. But before you sign me up for germaphobics anonymous, allow me to make an admission.
THE GUY IN THE GLASS: POEM
As you may or may not know, I've been performing once a month with the remarkable Poetry Brothel. When I first came on board, I searched my memory for early experiences with poetry, and sadly found it as dry as the desert I come from.
This morning, after brushing my teeth and admiring my nostrils, I recalled a poem from high school. Somewhere between my morning acne medication and afternoon baseball practice, I read a poem that would stick with me, and find it's way onto the future weblog you're currently reading.