I've decided to compile a list of why people like you. In no way is this a full list, and I've only included malleable traits aimed at increasing well-being. But if this feels hokey, and means you like me a little less, then so be it. 

I find insipid 9-5 jobs heart wrenching, but please don't misunderstand me, there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG with a hard days work. And I have no idea what it means to provide, or sacrifice ambitions to survive. I'm only stressing my strong desire to avoid it.